Posted 2 hours ago
hey so I just wanted to say that you're awesome. Whenever my girlfriend is down, I send her some of your posts, and you really brighten up her day, so thank you for that! You have no clue how much you've helped her out.
Anonymous asked

Oh my gosh! Really??? That means the world to me,  anon!  Im so glad I could help!  Give you and your bae a big hug from me! 

Posted 2 hours ago

Im so lonely tonight….

Posted 2 hours ago

tentaclerapper:

ZOINKS LOOK OUT SCOOB ITS THE GENDER BINARY

Posted 2 hours ago
darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

Posted 5 hours ago

thunderstoned:

thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

HEEEEY COOOOL GUUUUUUUUUY

(Source: nicklugo)

Posted 10 hours ago
fuxit:

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

aw little fishy throw up

fuxit:

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

aw little fishy throw up

(Source: BBC)

Posted 11 hours ago

ashiecrackerr:

ashiecrackerr:

☆☆☆ ASHIECRACKERR’S 800 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY ☆☆☆

Welp I promised you guys that if you got me to 800 followers by midnight that I’d post a giveaway, and you all made it happen, so here it is!

I am giving away ONE of FOUR cores from the famous game, Portal 2! The choice of core will be yours if you win, so choose wisely!

Choices include Wheatley, Adventure Core, Space Core, and Fact Core.

These are a watercolored piece painted by yours truly, placed onto a wrapped 3”x5” canvas

(If you honestly arent into portal at all whatsoever and you would like to opt out, I will bend and paint you another SIMPLE character ♡)

★★★RULES★★★

1. This giveaway is for MY FOLLOWERS so you MUST be one of my followers to claim your prize.
2. You must have your ASK BOX OPEN so that I may messege you when you win, and we can exchange information
3. You must be willing to EXCHANGE INFORMATION (name and address, mainly) so that I can get this package shipped to you. (Dont worry, I’ll cover the shipping! :) )
4. If you are following me and would like in on this giveaway, simply REBLOG this once, and your name will be added to my pool. ( This way I’ll know who wants in on this~)
5. I will not be sending you the original piece, but instead, re-painting an entirely new one just for you, so please allow up to 2 weeks for me to paint it and get it shipped to you. (Art takes time!)

If you cant stand to wait or take the suspense, you can purchase any one of these, or the entire set, which can be found on my etsy page:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/AshiesCreations

Im allowing this giveaway to last one week, so it will be ending on Saturday, September 6th.

Thanks to all of my followers for everything!

♡♡♡ GOOD LUCK ♡♡♡

4 days left!!!

Posted 13 hours ago

sailorp00n:

nicoleships:

:(

pear-shaped women are the cutest things ever

Posted 13 hours ago

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Posted 13 hours ago

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

Posted 15 hours ago

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)

Posted 23 hours ago

lmao what is sleep

Posted 1 day ago

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

Posted 1 day ago

countrichmond:

The Double Smoulder [x]

Posted 1 day ago

I cant believe I just wrote a 3 page paper on my favorite color wtf